I was walking out of the bagel store yesterday and noticed a car parked crooked. The back end was all the way over the white line into another parking space. Don’t you HATE that?
I was secretly having a discussion with the driver saying things like:
“Did your five year old park the car for you?” and “Did you get hit over the head with a baseball bat today?”
But then it happened. I realized the parked car was mine! But here’s the really terrible part – it was not the first time this week I did that. What’s wrong with me?
Now I’m saying to myself:
“It’s only a matter of time.” and “You’re only as old as you act.”
This is how it all began. First I started peeing my pants every time I laughed, now I can’t park straight and before you know it I’ll be on line for the early-bird specials at the local Perkins.
And then one day, when I’m not paying attention, I'll run one of my kids over…
OK… don’t freak out – I’m in a parking lot here and my daughter is acting. We were laughing so hard I peed my pants - really!
Have you turned into a Senior Driver?
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This is too funny...except I can relate!ReplyDelete
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Hi heather - Thanks for stopping by. I love the pictures of the cruize on your blog. Can't remember my son's 7th birthday - too long ago - so treasure the time, it goes fast .Delete
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